“…and that’s probably the first time I’ve actually said that out loud.”
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tumblr doesn’t need a tiktok clone what it needs is a dress up game
we should all have gaiaonline chibi avatars tbh
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i was gonna say it Does have a tail thats what the cord is thats why its called a mouse!!!! and then i remembered most mouses are cordless now and got fucked up bc IT IS A HAMSTER and now immfucked up bc like. technology has advanced so must thay mice have changed species
it matters to me that you all know i was wizard high when i wrote that
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this is THE funniest tiktok story i’ve seen like ever i made the worst noise irl
he mentioned in the comments that it was a gay strip club/restaurant combo, but i love how he didn’t think to clarify that at any point in the video
OH, first time seeing it with that last crucial lil nugget of info
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